What color, how many, where is it?

There are three things I know to be true:

1) When asked "what color is ____?" Juliet will say, "blue" (even though she very well knows when it is "rahrah," "geen" or "popul"   And don't dare to challenge her on her answer.  If you do, be prepared for a very serious stare, some aggressive head shaking an stern and emphaphatic, "NO, BUE"

2) When asked how many there are, Juliet will say "TWO!"

3) When asked where something is, she'll say "the cah (car)"...which so happens to be right most of the time....